PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Ian Catt (Catty)

Status:
Club Captain. One of ‘the kids’.

About:
Catty looks dirty and smells funny. Manages to play a good game at centre back and come off the pitch with his kit cleaner than when he put it on. One of the better headers of the ball, last season’s profile had him down as the Camden’s John Terry. I will stick with that this time around. Away from the pitch Catty loves a name game.

Most likely to:
Appeal for ridiculous decision to the ref, Shout “put a foot through him!!!”