PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Dave Lee (Croc)

Status:
FIFPRO World Man of the year

About:
It was said that Nigel Winterburn was very proud of having the nickname “Dave Lee’s body-double” throughout his career. Dave Lee is the oldest player in the squad & most experienced having swapped the paid football of Ashford Town with the now under­achieving Camden FC. Provides everything from the cones, balls & bibs to the knowhow at training. That’s enough bumming now.

Most likely to:
Shit droplets of fire after a team curry laden with Phaal. Buy the team a post-match KFC or fish food. Shout ‘GAMBLE!!!’ at previous squad members.