PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Steff Balashev (Easy Easy Passit Passit)

Status:
Soccer Dad

About:
Steph used to play at a decent level in Bulgaria, it is said, before becoming a lifeguard on sunny beach. Used his connections to sort out last season’s end of year European tour. Whilst signing on last year he supplied a 20 year old photo, blatantly from the ‘blind/internet date’ drawer.

Most likely to:
Have a go at his son after supplying him with an awful pass. Take 3 touches in 2 touch football. Shout any one of the following “eh, eh eh!” “pass it, pass it” “easy easy!”