PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Carlos Eduardo Genz (Kadu)

Status:
Talented Brazilian Starlet

About:
The cries from Steph of 'cuddle, cuddle' which have been baffling players and fans alike relate to the newest and most flamboyant member of the squad. With an uncle who ran the show at Powerleague Catford with Ginge and a fledgling career cut short at FC Gremio in Brazil, this nubile young scamp is spending a year getting all that total football knocked out of him by watching the ball fly over his head in the Camden midfield. A nation expects.

Most likely to:
Have to get up 2 hours before everyone else to get to the game due to living in bloomin' Turnpike Lane, be waiting patiently at train stations and restaurant tables alike, cause sharp intakes of breath with audacious showboats.