PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Kirk Weyman (Kirkus Von Circus)

Status:
Greek

About:
Kirk is the ex-manager’s brother, which is all he brings to the team at time of writing as he is a raspberry after turning his ankle yet again. Away from football Kirk likes to spend his money lovingly fixing his car after people smash into it in car parks and drive off.

Most likely to:
Do a horrible, horrible, horrible fart