PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Lee burge (Leon)

Status:
One of the fat ones

About:
When he isn’t looking like a lesbo from a centrefold in the sun newspaper, Lee Burge plays centre midfield for the Camden. Not sure what he does away from the game cos i have only ever seen him once, and that was to beat him at Pro Evo on his home pitch. COME DOWN THE PUB MORE OFTEN!!

Most likely to:
Turn up to a game in going out shoes and no socks. Play ‘scrabulous’ on facebook. Sell his “my hell after being born a woman in a man’s body” story to the national press.