PLAYER PROFILES

Lawrence Lahai-Taylor

Name:
Lawrence Lahai-Taylor (Martin Layle)

Status:
Swordsman

About:
2 seasons ago he was a left back. Last season a winger. This season he has been drafted into centre midfield to supply a creative force to compliment Kaan’s muscle play. After spurning golden opportunities to score all last season, Loul finally opened his account with a thunderous drive in Bulgaria in our 6-1 win.

Most likely to:
Turn up with a hangover after going out somewhere absolutely miles away the night before. Turn up to any event with a pastel-coloured jumper, sleeves loosely draped around his neck appearing like someone called Rupert.