PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Mark Harris (Monkey)

Status:
Not in prison (at time of writing)

About:
The monk has returned with vigour following a successful Grecian 2000-sponsored hairdo reallignment. A spell on loan in Bulgaria seemed to go well as he settled in like a true brit, not learning a word of the lingo and demanding a fry up for every meal. Thankfully filling a void between the sticks, pulling on the old gloves for one last job (goalie gloves officer!)

Most likely to:
Turn up on a Sunday in someone elses car/removal van.