PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Paul O'Brien (POB)

Status:
One of ‘the kids’

About:
Has decided to adopt Robey ideology this season with a bit of backchat, looks set to rival Dan Ahern as the opposition's most hated player as a result. Once those long legs get going, there's not much to stop him skipping over his opposite number apart from a particularly good 'your mum' joke. Has a mishapen button mushroom bell-end as well.

Most likely to:
Waft a pungent stray fart into his nostrils and thoroughly enjoy the experience.