PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Mike Harvey (Squished)

Status:
Pacey striker

About:
Winner of the most improved player last year, taking home the pot of jam from Dave Lee’s end of season barbecue. Mike will chase a lost cause and consistently gives a hard working display until picking up an injury from a clattering tackle on him.

Most likely to:
Get squished by beefy centre backs. Have boy-band hair.