PLAYER PROFILES

Name:
Mark Weyman (WeyHeyMan)

Status:
Former manager. Club secretary. Half time tactics caller. Club DJ

About:
(at the time of writin) Mark’s tenure as manager ended at the end of the 2006/07 season after his missus gave birth for the second time and commitments could no longer be shuffled about. Mark still has a back room role though. He is probably a better player than several years ago, funnily enough, after starring for his work side in a national tournament, having qualified for the vets team on the basis that he is “quite fat and hairy, there’s no way anyone is going to check he is over 35”.

Most likely to:
Say “...use the wings...get your heads down and let the ball do the work..you’re a good bunch of players and if you aint pulling your weight we got a bench full of players who can come on and change a game...”